Somebody has to say it!
Just an observation that I've made over the years and thought I would speak out about it.
If you're one of the old guys in the park,
One of the old guys with a big gut.
A big gut that hangs over your belt.
That hangs over your belt and jiggles.
And you got man boobs.
Big ugly man boobs.
Ugly man boobs that bounce.
That bounce and are covered with mats of hair.
Then for gods sake and everybody else wear a dam shirt when you come outside.
Do you guys really get up in the morning, stand in front of the mirror in your jockey short, take a good long look and yell, Yeh! Nailed it.
And for all you ladies out there that let your man go outside looking like that, SHAME ON YOU.
I mean if I need to see sickening sights like that I'll log on to People of Walmart . Com
I'm Sorry was that out loud.